If Matthew Bellamy wasn't a singer, I wonder what he'd do.

I just made this journal two months ago.

STOP BEING STUPID AND CLICKING LINKS THAT LOOK SUSPICIOUS....you make us ALL look bad.

Going to VEGAS baby! Yeahhhhh, gonna lose me some money!

I have a cramp.

Stupid cramps. They are the worst thing EVER.

Someone come here and rub my groin out for me.

How can someone punch another human being in the face? It just seems so...hard to do.

I saw someone punch their younger brother straight in the head, like full blown fist and didn't even flinch...I was like, if I ever punched any of my family in the head, I'd have to be bat shit insane to do it.

It just seems like such an unnatural thing to do to inflict pain on someone you love...

I once saw a guy get hit in the face at a bar, for mouthing off someone...again, just seems like such a WEIRD thing to do...I think I'm just a giant walking vagina, but I find violence so effing pointless.

When love takes over yeaaah
You know you can't deny
When love takes over yeaaah
'Cause something's here tonight

No, I don't have any fours.

Go phish.

Don't click links or sites from people you don't know.

Strange how this common knowledge seems to zoom past people.

...when they are on your side.

Today I had to bust some kids for smoking pot in the change rooms at work. What a bunch of douchebags. Anyway, so I call the police (cause I'm a NARC) and the cop is doing fingerprints on the bag of periphenalia (however you spell it) and then these three 14-15 year olds start heading to the change room.

One of the kids, the obvious virgin of the group, sees the cop in the room where they left the bag, and says way too loud, "OH NO!" and then the three of them run into the other change rooms. So after the copper is finished doing what he's doing, we head to the change room, where the three douchebags are hiding in some bathroom stalls.

One of the kids eventually gets out and starts to leave, the cop is like, "Hey buddy..." and the kid keeps walking, and he's like, "HEY BUDDY!" The kid turns and freaks out, and the cop asks him if it's his bag. The kid totally rats out his friends, and the cop tells him to snag them out of the stalls. Apparently the bag where they kept the pot and what not, also had the kids shirts and shoes....so anyway, this shirtless fat kid comes out and this shoeless shirtless kid comes out, and the cop is like, this your bag?

Kids seriously look like they're gonna shit their pants. They deny deny deny, so the cop is like, "ALRIGHT FINE BY ME, LOOKS LIKE I'M DESTROYING ALL THIS STUFF!"

lol, about fifteen minutes later, I see the two kids wearing their bathing suits leaving the building. They had to walk home half naked. It was great.

First off, I really need a fucking banner for my userpage. Someone make me one, yeahhhhh. ;)

Looking back at my previous 'news posts', it seriously looks like I'm using this as my fucking twitter page, which is super gay, because I personally feel that twitter is one of the most useless websites ever created. They basically restrict your ability to be intelligent by limiting the number of characters you can post. Unless you're writing haikus, I don't really see where the ability for discussion exists.

I'm going to make an effort to try to post at least two paragraphs per entry...I'll do my part to contribute to the long windedness of today's society.

Speaking of long windedness, last week, I took a course. One of the sections of the course was a personality test. I found out, through a longish process, that I have a type 'C' personality. I guess there are four types of personalities, D, I, S, C. Dominant personalities have the key points of wanting to take charge of a situation and getting stuff done quickly. Influenced personalities have the key points of wanting to make everyone happy and being liked. Steady people prefer having situations that don't ever change and Conscientiousness personalities have the key phrase of always wanting to be right.

Shockingly enough, I'm a C type. It was really odd, because after they went into further detail, it turns out I'm a C type with an Objective Thinker subgroup. It nailed me to a tee.

Anyway, interestingly enough, it told me I should go to Law School, so maybe that's what I'll do.....

I leave you with a song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uREQbF YhJ8